Sunday, December 13, 2009

This week's poll: Who would you hire as your lawyer if you were the defendant in a murder trial?

In last week's poll, you learned that your business partner had been murdered and that the police suspected you. You hired private eye Mike Hammer (he edged out Honey West and Jim Rockford in the previous poll) to investigate the crime and clear you of this bum rap. Unfortunately, despite his best efforts, Mike failed to get the job done. In fact, things have gotten worse. Police detective Lieutenant Tragg found a custom-made handkerchief, embroidered with your initials, at the scene of the murder--and it was covered in the victim's blood! He arrested you and you're being held without bail.

Who are you going to hire as your lawyer?  Your choices are:

Paul Biegler (James Stewart, Anatomy of a Murder) - Crafty small-town lawyer (and former district attorney) who has a proven track record of outsmarting the big boys and girls. Talks a lot about fishing and plays the piano. Could the distractions prove too much?

Rosalind Shays (Diana Muldaur, L.A. Law) - She's ruthless and willing to bend the rules, especially if she benefits from doing so too. You might even feel sympathy for the prosecutor's witnesses when she cross-examines them. Just make sure that you don't ride in any elevators with Roz.

Horace Rumpole (Leo McKern, Rumpole of the Bailey) - Well, he doesn't look like a lawyer, but that's actually one of the strengths of this wily barrister. His experience with murder cases is limited, though, and he's not versed in U.S. law. Plus, you're concerned about his references to "she who must be obeyed."

Atticus Finch (Gregory Peck, To Kill a Mockingbird) - Highly moral, respected, hard-working lawyer. Voted the #1 movie hero by the American Film Institute. Unfortunately, his track record with murder trials isn't good.

Perry Mason (Raymond Burr) - Egotistical and very expensive, but also very good. Let's face it: the man not only gets his clients off the hook, but he exposes the real cultprit in the courtroom. Only downside is that he reminds you a lot of Lars Thorwald in Rear Window.

Sir Wilfred Robarts (Charles Laughton, Witness for the Prosecution) - Famous British barrister who has recovered from a heart attack by winning a big case (even though his client was killed in the courtroom after the trial). No one can deny Sir Wilfrid's masterful courtroom tactics...but that's not cocoa he's drinking during the trial!

Cast your vote in the poll in the green sidebar on the right. Hope you're found innocent....

Trivia Time - Part 14

Well, I'm back from my break. I really needed the time off to make Trivia Time fresh & fun. In the New Year, I plain on taking Trivia Time in a few new different directions, but till then Rick, you have a "Free Pass for this week, and Sark's wife and Dawn's start in January. All clear?

OK, let's go. Who Am I? I was in two TV series in the 60's and one in the 70's. One of my co-stars in the 60's was Rich Little. Who am I? Can you name the shows? Any of my co-stars?

#1. Who "took care of" Lee Marvin in the cult film Shack Out on 101?

#2. Who was the male lead?

#3. Besides James Darren, what other actor (male or female) was in all 3 Gidget films?

#4. Name at least 3 TV series that James Darren was in and what were his parts.

#5. Who was "The Great Bird of the Universe"? (Aki, if you miss this I'll be shocked.)

#6. Brain Buster #1. How many different cars were used in the Get Smart opening? For a "Free Pass" for January, name them in the correct order.

#7 Brain Buster # 2. What soon to be famous director directed the Get Smart episode: "Washington 4, Indians 3"?

#8.Brain Buster # 3. The Name of the Game had a "cult classic" episode called "LA 2017." Who directed it and what was it about?

#9. Brain Buster #4. What male singer had a ongoing role as himself on what TV show.

#10. Brain Buster#5. What famous TV spot did this person do?

12 Days of Christmas: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is one of my favorite Christmas movies. I saw when it was released in the theater in 1989. My husband and I liked it so much we finally bought the videotape and later the DVD. We watch it every Christmas Eve with our children. It is one of our Christmas traditions.

The movie is about a man’s dream of having the perfect family Christmas with all the relatives over for the holidays. This is the third National Lampoon movie so naturally the Griswold family’s plans for a big family Christmas will turn into utter disaster.

Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) is hard-working, middle-class businessman. He invents products for a large company owned by a wealthy man. This Christmas, Clark told his wife that he invited all of their relatives to their house for Christmas. Ellen Griswold (Beverly D’Angelo) knows that her husband has high ideals that can rarely be met. She tells him that he sets standards that no family can live up to. The problem is that Clark thinks he can pull this off without any problems. However, we all know things don’t usually work that easily for Clark.

The plot thickens when the two sets of parents arrive. These in-laws do not care for each other and bicker and nag Clark and Ellen. Even Ellen and Clark’s children, Audrey (Juliette Lewis) and Rusty (Johnny Galecki), want the grandparents to leave and suggest they stay in a hotel. Clark wants to make the house beautiful for the holidays. He works all day to put lights all over the house. He gets the whole family to come into the yard to watch as he plugs in two cords to illuminate the house. The house does not light up. Ellen’s father says it was a dumb idea anyway and all go back into the house. Clark’s daughter, Audrey, feels sorry for her Dad and tells him she thinks it looks pretty anyway. Later Ellen figures out why the lights won’t turn on and turns on another switch. The house lights up so brilliantly that the next door neighbors are blinded and trip over each other and fall down the stairs.

One of the key scenes in the movie is when the family decides to go Christmas shopping. Clark is hiding presents in the attic and someone closes the door locking him inside. The family leaves and while they are gone, Clark finds an old film made when he was a child. When he watches the film on an old projector, we see that his family Christmases were not so happy.

There are many memorable scenes that show how Clark’s perfect Christmas is just doomed. One is when Clark doesn’t want to buy a tree, but to find the perfect Christmas tree. He drives Ellen, Audrey, and Rusty into the country and digs up an entire tree. Even Rusty tells his Dad that the tree is too big for their yard. Clark, however, takes the tree into his house, cuts the rope around it. The tree’s branches break the living room windows.

Just as the movie starts to slow down, it gains momentum when Eddie (Randy Quaid) the redneck cousin arrives driving an old RV in which he and his family live. Eddie is pretty dumb, too. He empties the RV's septic tank into the sewage drain in front of Clark’s house. Clark tells Ellen, who replies: “He just doesn’t know any better.”

Clark tells all the relatives he is going to have a swimming pool installed in his backyard and invites everyone to his house in the summer. He plans on paying for it with his Christmas bonus. Clark’s boss has decided he isn’t giving his employees any Christmas bonuses this year. It is cousin, Eddie, who saves Clark in the ending with his big heart and no brain.

The dialogue is sharp and witty with many memorable laugh out loud scenes. One of my favorite moments is when Aunt Bethany is asked to say the blessing at the Christmas dinner. Poor old Aunt Bethany can hardly remember or hear a thing. Her husband yells to her to say “the BLESSING.” Aunt Bethany doesn’t have a clue what he said so she recites “The Pledge of Allegiance.”

Even though Clark’s idea of a perfect Christmas is not realized, the point the film makes is that family is more important than anything. Swimming pools, perfect meals, many gifts, Christmas trees, and a beautifully decorated house are not what Christmas represents. It is about having one’s family together even if they don’t all get along with each other and enjoy their time together.

There are some interesting scenes in this movie that you should look for if you ever watch it again. The scene where Clark’s son is watching TV on the sofa, note that he's watching It’s a Wonderful Life. The house in the home video that Clark watches in the attic is the same house used on the TV show Bewitched. The glasses which Clark and Eddie use to drink their eggnog features the theme park character “Marty Moose” from one of the other Lampoon movies.

This Christmas Eve when you are watching your favorite Christmas movie before heading to bed to wait for Santa Clause think about Aki and her family because we will watching National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation in our den.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

12 Days of Christmas: Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye Team Up for a "White Christmas"

There was a time when I grumbled because White Christmas was shown every Yuletide season while Holiday Inn (1942) only made sporadic appearances. Most critics consider the latter film, in which the song “White Christmas” was introduced, to be the superior musical. It was only after my wife and I acquired both films on video that I recognized the virtues of White Christmas. It’s a near-perfect blend of music and comedy, with the cast and crew at, or near, the peak of their careers. With apologies to the amazing Fred Astaire, White Christmas holds up much better than Holiday Inn, thanks largely to one of Danny Kaye’s most delightful performances.

He plays Private Phil Davis, who saves the life of popular crooner Captain Bob Wallace (Bing Crosby) during World War II. After the war, Phil and Bob team up to form a hugely-successful duo that plays nightclubs, has its own radio show, and eventually produces Broadway musicals. Concerned that Bob will never settle down, Phil tries to play matchmaker. He finds a promising love interest for Bob in Betty Haynes (Rosemary Clooney), half of a singing sister act (the other half being the spunky Vera-Ellen as Judy).

Phil and Bob follow the Haynes Sisters to Vermont, where the girls are scheduled to perform at a holiday resort. In their surprise, they learn that the inn is run by Tom Waverly (Dean Jagger), a retired general who commanded their unit during the war. The inn is doing very poorly financially, so Phil and Bob decide to put on a big show to drum up business.

It’s a thin premise for a two-hour musical, but it works amazingly well. The dance numbers are staged energetically, with the highlight being Danny and Vera-Ellen dancing outside a nightclub to the melodic “The Best Things Happen While You’re Dancing.” A lively performer with sex appeal, Vera-Ellen makes an ideal partner for the graceful, athletic Kaye. The two appeared together in two previous Kaye comedies (The Kid From Brooklyn and Wonder Man), though Virginia Mayo played the lead opposite Danny in both films.

Crosby and Clooney generate a more subdued, but no less effective, chemistry. Their duet “Count Your Blessings” was the big hit song from the film.

The most effective pairing in the film, though, is the one between Crosby and Kaye. They’re a sensational team, whether doing musical numbers or comedy (their version of “Sisters”, done originally as a joke on the set, is hysterically funny). Their relationship reminds me of Crosby and Bob Hope in the Road movies—which makes sense, considering that writers Norman Panama and Melvin Frank also penned the wacky Road to Utopia (as well as The Court Jester, Danny’s best film). Incredibly, Kaye was not the first choice to play Phil Davis. He took over at the last minute when Donald O’Connor dropped out of the film.

The postscript to White Christmas is a bittersweet one. Vera-Ellen made only one more movie and retired from acting at the age of 36. Rosemary Clooney never had another good film role. Director Michael Curtiz, who helmed such classics as The Adventures of Robin Hood and Casablanca, suffered a declining career. Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye would also make fewer films, but each had one more memorable role to go: Bing in The Country Girl (which earned Grace Kelly an Oscar) and Danny in his finest role in The Court Jester.

My wife and I were lucky enough see the theatrical re-release of White Christmas in the 1980s. It looked splendid on the big screen in VistaVision (it was the first film produced in that widescreen process). In 2004, White Christmas was adapted as a stage musical and had a limited run on Broadway.

The Friday Night Late Movie: Robert Culp as a Modern-Day Sherlock Holmes in "Spectre"

Robert Culp as William Sebastian.
Gene Roddenberry produced and co-wrote this highly-effective 1977 made-for-TV supernatural thriller that borrows liberally from Dark Intruder (1965) and The Devil Rides Out (1968). 

Robert Culp plays William Sebastian, a criminologist with a unique medical condition—part of his heart is missing as a result of an occult encounter. Sebastian summons old friend (and alcoholic) Dr. "Ham" Hamilton (Gig Young) to accompany him to an English country estate on a case of possible demonic possession.

Before they even reach their destination, they encounter a beautiful woman who turns out to be an evil succucbus (fortunately, Sebastian knows how to destroy her with a holy book). But things really get strange when they arrive at the estate of Sir Geoffrey Coyn (James Villiers) and his sister Anitra (Ann Bell). Our intrepid heroes have to deal with a mysterious murder, a human-like beast with a hairy hand, exploding dinner glasses, and a creepy ceremony in a cave. Is Sir Geoffrey really possessed as his sister claims? Or is there a more fiendish plot afoot?
 
As made-for-TV movies go, this is a stylish affair that takes advantage of its atmospheric British locations (it's almost as if Hammer Films had made a movie for the small screen). Culp and Young are good as a modern-day Holmes and Watson…though with issues. In some of Culp's films, his intensity bordered on being overpowering, but he's very much in control here. Young doesn't have a lot to do, but the supporting cast of veteran British actors--including John Hurt and Gordon Jackson (from Upstairs, Downstairs)--is in fine form. Roddenberry's wife Majel Barrett (Nurse Chapel on the original Star Trek) has fun as Sebastian's witchy housekeeper.
 
Spectre was a pilot for a TV series that, sadly, never materialized. It's too bad that Sebastian's "hip" clothes and groovy pad date the movie, but that's really just a minor distraction in an otherwise engaging supernatural picture. It was released theatrically in Britain with some additional footage.
 
Young, who was an alcoholic, died shortly after filming Spectre.


Click here to watch Spectre on SelectaVision Cinema & TV's Rumble Channel. (And if you're a Robert Culp fan, click here to read a review of his best Outer Limits episode.)

Friday, December 11, 2009

12 Days of Christmas: Art Carney Plays Santa in Rod Serling's "The Night of the Meek"

This is Mr. Henry Corwin, normally unemployed, who once a year takes the lead role in the uniquely popular American institution, that of the department-store Santa Claus in a road-company version of 'The Night Before Christmas'. But in just a moment Mr. Henry Corwin, ersatz Santa Claus, will enter a strange kind of North Pole which is one part the wondrous spirit of Christmas and one part the magic that can only be found... in the Twilight Zone.

Rod Serling’s introduction of one of his most beloved Twilight Zone episodes sets the stage for a touching Christmas tale starring Art Carney as Henry.

The opening scene finds a department store Santa missing—much to the dismay of waiting children and their parents. Alas, it turns out that Henry, still dressed as Santa, is downing drinks at a depressing bar. On his return to the store, the manager berates Henry, calling him “a wino who’d be more at home with Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.” When a mother also realizes that Henry is drunk, she chides him: “You ought to be ashamed.”

“I am ashamed,” admits Henry, who realizes he is “an aging, purposeless relic.”

But Henry feels no sorrow for himself. Rather, he is saddened that he cannot bring joy to the “hopeless and dreamless” who live in poverty in the tenements (the “meek” of the title). Henry feels that Christmas should come with patience, charity, compassion, and love.

After being fired from his Santa job and booted out of the bar, Henry wanders the city’s snowy streets…then hears the sound of jingle bells in an alley. When he investigates, a cat jumps out of the shadows, and a large bag filled with gifts lands on the ground. Henry picks it up and subsequently makes this Christmas Eve an unforgettable experience for “the meek” and for himself.

In The Twilight Zone Companion, producer Buck Houghton says that Serling wrote this episode “because he wanted to see Art Carney as Santa.” In doing so, Serling provided Carney with one of his most memotable roles. Carney brings out the hopelessness of Henry as a drunk and then his joy as a gift-giving Santa. There are also a couple of quietly humorous scenes in which Carney gets to display his wonderful comedic talent.

"The Night of the Meek" ranks with Serling’s best Twilight Zone episodes. It could easily have been overly sentimental and “too cute.” But Serling, Carney, and director Jack Smight find just the right tone. The opening scenes border on bleak and the later ones contain just the right amount of whimsical magic. The ending isn’t a surprise, but that doesn’t diminish its effect.

Serling’s closing narration is one of my favorites (the last sentence was edited out of repeats of this episode): A word to the wise to all the children of the twentieth century, whether their concern be pediatrics or geriatrics, whether they crawl on hands and knees and wear diapers or walk with a cane and comb their beards. There's a wondrous magic to Christmas and there's a special power reserved for little people. In short, there's nothing mightier than the meek. And a Merry Christmas, to one and all.

If you’ve never seen "The Night of the Meek," click here to view the full episode online for free at CBS.com.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

12 Days of Christmas: Come to the Stable

In the opening minutes we watch two French nuns in black habits walking over hills cloaked in pristine white snow when they see a sign post that shows the directions to Jordan, Galilee, Nazareth, and Bethlehem. The sisters walk towards Bethlehem and hear a lovely voice singing in Latin, “Oh Come All Ye Faithful.” They Come to the Stable and see a living nativity, complete with singing and flying angels. When the camera moves back, we realize that this scene is being captured on the canvas of artist Amelia Potts, as endearingly portrayed by Elsa Lanchester. Before Miss Potts realizes it, Sisters Margaret and Scholastica have taken up residence with her. These are nuns on a mission to fulfill a promise made to God to build a hospital in America after World War II.

Loretta Young and Celeste Holm are radiant as sisters of the Order of Holy Endeavor. They have to work with three men who each provide obstacles to their purpose: a composer and neighbor, Robert Mason (Hugh Marlowe), a Bishop (Basil Ruysdael) with no money to assist them and the power to stop their effort, and a wealthy “bookie” in New York named Luigi Rossi (Thomas Gomez) who owns the land on which they want to build.

The screenplay was written in 1949 by Clare Boothe Luce and was quite different from her previous works, including The Women. In 1944, Luce’s only child, Ann, died at the age of 19 in an automobile accident. Part of Luce’s healing from this tragedy included her conversion to Roman Catholicism. Come to the Stable was her first written work after these events.

There is a charming quality to this film that is reflected in unlikely happenstances and the luminescent countenances of Loretta Young and Celeste Holm. Dooley Wilson is delightful as Anthony James, an employee of Mason who, along with Miss Potts, provides consistent support for the sisters, despite the challenges they encounter.

Interesting note: The four areas named on the sign post exist in Israel. Pennsylvania appears to have all four areas although Jordan is a township. The box containing my videotape copy of the movie identifies the location as Bethlehem, Connecticut. There are, however, several dozen cities by that name in the U.S. The location would seem to need to be in close proximity to New York because the nuns travel there in a jeep that is open at the top.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Jeff Chandler Wants to Rule Kansas in "The Jayhawkers"

This Cafe Special was written by Raccoon713.

In 1854, Congress passed the Kansas-Nebraska Act, a law which enabled territories west of Iowa and Missouri to vote on whether to be “free states” or “slave states.“ Missouri, which permitted slavery, wanted to extend the practice westward. So, wave after wave of Missourians galloped into Kansas to stuff ballot boxes, intimidate local voters, and raise a lot of hell. These Missourians were known as "border ruffians" and "redlegs." There were also other bands of raiders and murderers on the roam, unaffiliated with the slave movement. These marauders were generally known as "jayhawkers," named for the vicious bird that kills for pleasure. The territory became so violent that it was called "bleeding Kansas."

This historical prologue brings us to The Jayhawkers, an offbeat Western starring Jeff Chandler as Luke Darcy, a man who wants to enslave Kansas under his rule. Darcy "captures" towns by employing an ingenious strategy. First, he sends some of his soldiers dressed as Missouri Redlegs to terrorize a town. Then, Darcy and his Jayhawkers enter the same town and promise protection from the evil Redlegs.

"Some of you may not know me. My name is Luke Darcy. I've just taken your town," he tells the local residents. "Be not alarmed, my friends, for I've come not to rob, but to protect. Not to burn, but to build. Not to hurt, but to help. While others are destroying themselves, we will build our lands strong and beautiful--safe and beautiful. I will build hospitals for your sick, schools for your children. New roads, new churches. A new way of life!"

However, the territorial governor (Herbert Rudley) isn't too keen on losing Kansas to Darcy. He convinces a prisoner, Cam Bleeker (Fess Parker), to join the Jayhawkers and deliver Darcy to the hangman. Cam's real motivation, though, has to do with Darcy’s role in the death of Cam’s wife.

To his surprise, Cam finds Darcy an intriguing and complex man. He comes to realize that Darcy lives by his own standards, which include the following:

Rule No. 1: Whenever you meet a person, Darcian etiquette demands impromptu politeness--even though you might shoot that person in the next minute. For example, Darcy calls everyone "friend"--when he first meets Cam, when he addresses the townspeople in Abilene, and when he faces Cam in the final showdown.

Rule No. 2: Life is today. "That's all any of us have, friend--a little time. Most of it lonely, it goes so fast. A man sings, loves, fights and then he's nothing. Dust. Like a leaf that falls and then it's gone."

Rule No. 3: Man must die with dignity. Cam asks: "What's the difference? Dead's dead." But Darcy explains: "There are a thousand ways to die and each man finds his own. To strangle at the end of a rope with your eyes bulging, your feet kicking and your tongue hanging out--that's for a clown or an animal. Not a man!"

Rule No. 4: You are what you are. When confronted about Cam's wife, Darcy explains: "I make no excuses for what I am or what I did. I ask no forgiveness. Accept your wife [and me] as a human being with all the weaknesses and fallibilities of a human being."

Rule No. 5: The future is the same for everyone. Hours before Darcy meets his doom, he asks Cam's new girlfriend to tell his fortune. She answers: "Love. Death." Darcy replies: "That's everyone's fortune, friend."

It's easy to understand how Cam finds himself caught up in Darcy's world. Darcy is the swift, ambitious mastermind; Cam is the lunkering country boy sent to do a distasteful chore. The relationship between the two men resembles the one between George and Lenny in Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men. Darcy parallels the crafty George Milton, while Cam Bleeker is a shade of Lennie Small. George dreamed of his own farm and used others, including Lennie, in his soft pursuit of it. Luke Darcy dreamed of his own Kansas and used everyone, including Cam, to try and gain it. But in The Jayhawkers, it's the slower of the two men who has to spare his friend from the mob.

A decidedly different Western with two actors who rarely got juicy roles, The Jayhawkers is a film that rewards discerning viewers.

(If you liked this post, check out Take the Spiral Road Upward by Raccoon713.)

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Name the Movie Game (December 8th Edition)

Are you ready to play?

1. You may ask up to five yes or no questions a day. Each guess does count as one question.

2. Please number each question or each guess to make it easier for me to respond to them.

3. The player who is the first to guess the movie correctly will be the one to make the selection for the following week’s Name the Movie Game.

4. The game will end on Saturday night if the movie is not guessed before then.

I will be able to answer questions tonight until about 10:30 p.m. Eastern time and on Wednesday after 12 pm eastern time.

Here we go! I am thinking of a movie that was made in the 1940s. Good luck!

Shari

Trivia Time

Trivia Time is taking its very first week off. I'll be back next week. Rick, your "Free Pass" is good till then.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Coffee Time!


Though Vincente Minnelli's 1945 musical Yolanda and the Thief was and is one of Minnelli's, not to mention Fred Astaire's, least popular films, it contains a gem of a musical number that has garnered raves from day one...Coffee Time...

In 1945 no less than Bosley Crowther of The New York Times was impressed: "...a rhythm dance, done to the melody of Mr. Freed's Coffee-Time, puts movement and color to such uses as you seldom behold on screen." More recently, Stuart Klawans, film critic for The Nation, was equally enthusiastic: "Minnelli puts Astaire and Lucille Bremer into the midst of a mad pulsation of dancers in mocha and cafe au lait costumes, accented in yellow and periwinkle blue. The chorus swirls; the camera swirls; the gringo-Latin rhythms shift giddily, as Astaire and Bremer swing in and out of one of the most eccentric visions ever put on screen...Coffee Time is heaven itself, and a warm-up for the 18-minute ballet that Minnelli and Gene Kelly would create in An American in Paris."

The song Coffee Time was a reworking of an earlier tune by composer Harry Warren called Java Junction. His collaborator, producer/songwriter Arthur Freed, then created new lyrics for the updated melody. In the film, the routine begins as a fascinating contrast in rhythms with the orchestra playing in 4/4 time while the dancers dance in 5/4, and evolves into a spellbinding dance number featuring Astaire and Bremer.

The Coffee Time sequence is a visual carnival. Costumer Irene Sharaff developed its stylized combination of costumes and decor. She created coffee-colored outfits for the extras and, to set off the costumes, devised a pattern of rolling black and white lines on the dance floor that formed an optical illusion. With Fred Astaire, choreographer Eugene Loring devised a dance based on slow jazz rhythms. Minnelli's lighting and camera work added the finishing touches. The number goes through various incarnations and ends up a full-blown swing routine.
Watch Coffee Time here:

This Week's Poll: Which private investigator would you hire to clear yourself of a potential murder rap?

The scenario:  You and your business partner run a highly successful telecommunications empire...but he has been found murdered! There are suspects aplenty:  his embittered ex-wife; the powerful union leader; the disgruntled former employee; and many others. However, no one has a better motive than you. Your personal finances have been a little questionable lately and you just inherited the other half of the company. The police have made you the prime suspect!  And what's more, you don't have an alibi. It's time to hire a private invesigator who can find the real culprit and get you off the hook. Which of the following would you hire?  


Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart, The Maltese Falcon) - Cynical detective who "doesn't mind a reasonable amount of trouble." He knows something about having a partner who gets murdered, which could be a plus--or not. Specializes in recovery of black bird statues.



John Shaft (Richard Roundtree, Shaft) - Hip, cool detective who seems to know everybody in the big city. Prone to a bit of violence, but also very smart.  Indeed, "he's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his woman...Shaft!" Can you dig it?



Thomas Magnum (Tom Selleck, Magnum, P.I.) - Former Navy SEAL with plenty of style and access to unlimited resources. Drives cool sports cars. Handsome and charming, which might inspire lady suspects to offer valuable information. Be sure not to call him a "private investigator"--he doesn't like slang terms like "P.I." and "private eye."



Honey West (Anne Francis, Honey West) - Glamorous private eye who looks good in animal prints and drives a Cobra convertible. Knows martial arts, so she can dispatch any troublesome henchmen. Her sidekick Sam makes it a two-for-one deal, but Honey is the one you're hiring. Only downside: Minimal experience...her TV series only lasted for one season.



Mike Hammer  (Ralph Meeker, Kiss Me Deadly) - Sometimes brutal private eye who's willing to use his fists as well as his brain. A cynical loner, he's the kind of guy that's going to stick with your case no matter what happens. On the downside, he's liable to get arrested so he can cool off.


Jim Rockford (James Garner, The Rockford Files) - At $200 plus expenses, he's a pretty economical choice. Plus, as a former convict, Rockford has his share of contacts..and he's friends with a police sergeant in the LAPD. His father sometimes helps out (at no extra charge).

Six fine choices, so who are you gonna call?  Cast your vote in the poll in the green sidebar!

TriviaTime Part 13: The Answers.

Rick, Dawn, and Gilby, you guys did OK this week. Here is what you missed.

Who Am I ? With no screen credit, I'm Whit Bissell.

#4. Brain Buster # 1. On Riptide, Murray's Army Rank was " Bird Col."
#7. Brain Buster #4.  Thom Bray was on the cartoon series Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
#8. Brain Buster #5.  He was the voice of Wilbur Finletter.
#9. Brain buster #6.  The "star"was John Austin.

Underrated Performer of the Week: Daria Nicolodi, the Original (Italian) Scream Queen

Most Italian film fans will likely remember actress Daria Nicolodi as the longtime partner of horror director Dario Argento. She is also the mother of actress/director Asia Argento, who has starred in films of varying countries -- including France and the U.S. -- as well as several of her father's movies.

But Nicolodi was a talented actress. She provided a number of impressive performances in Argento's movies. She was quite charming and supplied much of the comic relief in her first film with Argento, 1974's
Deep Red (initially released in America as The Hatchet Murders, although a hatchet never appears in the film). She made the most of her smaller roles in Inferno (1980) and Opera (1987/aka Terror at the Opera), and she was excellent in Phenomena (1985/aka Creepers) and Tenebrae (1982/aka Unsane), the latter film as the leading lady.

However, Nicolodi made two wonderful contributions to the world of cinema. One was a commanding performance in Italian maestro Mario Bava's 1977 horror film,
Shock (originally released in the U.S. as Beyond the Door II, a pseudo-sequel to an Exorcist rip-off). Not only is Nicolodi superb as the protagonist, but she also appeared in what was Bava's final film. Nicolodi's other contribution was conceptualizing and co-writing Argento's Suspiria (1977). Suspiria, concerning witches and black magic at a dance academy, is undoubtedly Argento's most popular film (and perhaps his most successful). It was also the start of his infamous "Three Mothers" trilogy, followed three years later with Inferno, and the concluding film, Mother of Tears, released after nearly three decades in 2007.

Nicolodi has also appeared in Delirium: Photo of Gioia (1987, directed by Mario Bava's son, Lamberto Bava), 1991's The Sect (aka The Devil's Daughter, directed by Argento protege, Michele Soavi), and Scarlet Diva (2000), written and directed by her daughter, Asia Argento. The Italian actress last appeared in Mother of Tears, portraying the mother of the film's star, her real-life daughter.

It's unfortunate that Nicolodi was overshadowed by her partner's success as a film director, and even her daughter has achieved at least more notoriety than her mother. Daria Nicolodi was an extraordinary artist, a natural in front of the camera. Dario Argento will always be remembered for his horror movies, but one cannot watch a movie such as
Deep Red and miss Nicolodi's standout performance. Her acting accomplishments will become as timeless and renowned as the films themselves.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

The Friday Night Late Movie: Edmond O'Brien Solves His Own Murder in "D.O.A."

As a man crosses the street into a police station, huge 3-D letters fill the screen with the film's foreboding title. The camera follows along behind the man as he staggers down a hallway to Dimitri Tiomkin's march-like theme. As he enters the office of the Homicide Division, the man's determined face becomes visible for the first time. He tells the division chief he wants to report a murder. When the chief inquires who was murdered, the man calmly replies: "I was." From this gripping opening, D.O.A. spins a film noirish flashback which explains how an unassuming tax accountant named Frank Bigelow (Edmond O'Brien) came to be a murder victim. The tale begins with Frank leaving for a week vacation in San Francisco, so he can get away from his possessive girlfriend Paula (Pamela Britton). Frank cares for Paula, but he's unsure about making the commitment she wants from him.
His Bay City hotel is overflowing with traveling salespeople (it's Market Week) and attractive women who keep distracting Frank. He goes to several nightclubs his first night, drinks a lot of bourbon, and wakes up feeling unusually nauseous. When he visits a physician, the doctor informs him that he has ingested luminous poison, which has already been absorbed into his system. There's no antidote. He could die within 24 hours--he will die within a week. Frank spends his final days trying to figure out who killed him and why.
The rest of the film unravels in a convoluted fashion as Frank encounters crooked businessmen, violent thugs, and treacherous women. Ironically, the questions that drive Frank--the mysteries of who and why--become secondary to the film's colorful characters and atmospheric locations.
O'Brien gives a believable performance in the lead role, but he gets upstaged by the secondary villains. These memorable heavies include Luther Adler as the polite Hispanic gangster Majak, Neville Brand as his homicidal henchman Chester, and Laurette Luez as a beautiful, but tough-minded, Majak accomplice. When Frank treats her roughly for not answering his questions, she snarls back: "If I were a man, I'd punch your dirty face in." Chester, on the other hand, prefers to punch Frank in the stomach. When Frank winces from pain caused by the poison, Chester chides him about being "soft in the belly." Majak shows his sensitive side when he orders Chester to leave Frank alone and privately explains about Chester: "That unfortunate boy--he's psychopathic. He's not happy unless he gives pain. He likes to see blood."
Director Rudolph Mate makes effective use of the San Francisco and Los Angeles settings. He stages imaginative chases through a deserted factory and a busy drugstore--a thrilling set piece which climaxes in an unexpected shootout. Overall, though, he fails to recapture the level of excitement generated by the opening scene. The screenplay certainly deserves some of the blame. The mystery angle, involving stolen goods and a missing bill of sale, doesn't work well in D.O.A. The film also lacks suspense, in a traditional sense, because there's no doubt that the protagonist will die.
Aside from the premise, the most interesting aspect of the script lies in its moral depiction of Frank. Although Paula clings to Frank, she truly loves him. Frank thinks he may love her, too, but he want s to sow some wild oats before settling down. Once in San Francisco, he ogles all the women at the hotel. He dances the rhumba with an attractive woman across the hall. He even tries to pick up a stranger in the nightclub where he's poisoned. Ultimately, he remains faithful to Paula. However, his death is an indirect result of his impure thoughts. His San Francisco trip and his pursuit of other women give the killer an opportunity to poison him discreetly--an opportunity which would not have presented itself had Frank stayed with Paula in the first place.
The two official remakes, Color Me Dead (1969) and D.O.A. (1988), jettisoned the moral context for a more conventional approach. They actually functioned better as mysteries, but they lacked the interesting characters, dark urban settings, and the originality (of course) that distinguished the 1950 version.
The Friday Night Late Movie is a weekly film review that focuses on the kinds of films (and occasional TV shows) that used to pop up on the late show...on Friday nights. I fondly recall watching The CBS Late Movie in the 1970s and experiencing action pictures, horror flicks, forgotten B-films, made-for-TV movies, cult classics, and offbeat TV series like Kolchak: The Night Stalker, The New Avengers, and Return of the Saint. Hey, you just read a preview for what you'll see here on Friday nights in the coming weeks!

Friday, December 4, 2009

Trivia Time Extra

Below is the coolest TV spot that was never seen in the US. It's almost perfect, but there is a major flaw. The first two persons who can tell me in detail what the flaw is wins a Free Pass for the month of January on Trivia Time.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Nightmare Alley - A Dark Gem

By 1947, Tyrone Power was an established star best known for his romantic and swashbuckling roles, an extremely handsome matinee idol. However, like many actors since the inception of motion pictures, he wanted to break out and do some serious acting in a serious role. In 1946, he appeared in W. Somerset Maugham’s The Razor’s Edge in the role of Larry Darrell, a young man searching for truth and the meaning of life. This was a good role taken from the pages of great literature, and Power’s first real introduction into a story with depth and dignity. However, it was not enough for Power, who in that same year bought the rights to a novel called Nightmare Alley by William Lindsay Gresham. The part that Power wanted to play was that of Stanton Carlisle, a manipulative, sociopathic grifter working in a seedy carnival.


Darryl Zanuck of 20th Century Fox was not happy with the thought of Power playing such a character. He believed that such a dark role would hurt Power’s image. However, Power insisted, and the project got underway in 1947. The film was produced by George Jessel, the vaudevillian who later became known as the Toastmaster General of the United States because of his many roasts of political and entertainment figures. Zanuck decided to back his star with A film treatment. However, he still didn’t approve, gave it minimal publicity and shelved it after the first round of showing. This hurt the reputation of the movie, critics were not kind, and the public barely got a chance to respond because of this negligible handling. I believe that the critics were wrong. Nightmare Alley is a marvel of a movie with one of Power’s best performances. It is dark and frightening, depicting the lowest class of man, and one man in particular who uses the vulnerable and the needy to further his own ambitions.


The story begins in a seedy carnival, for which 20th Century Fox built a full, working set and hired real carny workers. Power as Stan is a roustabout and a barker, working for Zeena and Pete in their phony mind-reading act. Zeena (wonderful Joan Blondell) is hard-boiled yet soft-hearted for the pitiable drunk that the once great Pete has become. Pete is played by Ian Keith in what I consider to be an academy-award worthy performance. (Ian Keith’s career spanned a long period, with many of his movies directed by Cecil B. DeMille such as The Crusades, Cleopatra, The Sign of the Cross and The 10 Commandments.) The carnival carries a “geek”, an attraction of which Zeena says “lots of performers won’t work in a show that carries one.” Stan is fascinated by the geek, purported to be a wild man, but really only a pathetic alcoholic who actually eats live chickens for the customers, all for a bottle a day and a bed to sleep in. Stan can’t understand how anyone can sink so low. Soon, Stan learns of a valuable code used by Pete and Zeena in their glory days, a code for use in a realistic and mesmerizing mind-reading act. Zeena can sell the code for a great deal of money, but is saving it for her and Pete, partly to pay for “a cure” for Pete’s alcoholism. Once Stan learns of the code, he moves in on Zeena, seducing her in an effort to get the code for himself. After the tragic death of Pete, in which Stan plays a part, Zeena agrees to teach him the code.



Stan betrays Zeena, and marries Molly (Colleen Gray), a beautiful girl who is one of the carnival’s entertainers. Stan wonders aloud why it doesn’t matter to him if he hurts people. He doesn’t know why, but doesn’t have the conscience to do anything about it. Molly is deeply in love with Stan, but Stan sees her merely as window dressing for the new act he designs. He becomes “The Great Stanton” in a nightclub mind-reading act with Molly and the code. He meets Lilith (Helen Walker), a therapist who sees through Stan’s pose and likes it. The mind-reading act is not enough for Stan’s ambition. He goes into the medium game, garnering secrets of Lilith’s rich clients and pretending to be speaking to their dead loved ones. His specialty is rich, grieving, vulnerable people. Molly is horrified at Stan’s phony religious posturing, warning him that he is trying to play God. Stan retorts that a lot of people do so, but Molly says “But they don’t sound like ministers. You do!” Stan doesn’t heed Molly’s warning and continues to use phrases from the Bible, even going so far as to use the words of Jesus in his spiel. Stan finally goes too far, finds that Lilith is really himself in female form, and his downward spiral begins.

Nightmare Alley is directed by Edmund Goulding, a great director responsible for such films as The Razor’s Edge, The Great Lie, Dark Victory and Dawn Patrol. The score by Cyril Mockridge blends beautifully with this disturbing story, discordant and weaving elements of carnival music throughout. Mockridge was a prolific composer, with some of his better-known films being Cheaper by the Dozen, Desk Set and Bus Stop. Perhaps one of the most marked talents is makeup man Ben Nye, who manages to turn the strikingly handsome Power into a man who has created nightmares for others and finally lives one himself. Nightmare Alley is a must-see for classic movie fans and fans of Tyrone Power. It never got the praise or promotion it deserved, and is well worth the search to find it. (Fox Movie Channel shows it periodically.)

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

What's Your Favorite Holiday TV Special?

For me, the answer is easy: the Rankin/Bass Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, which was originally broadcast on NBC in December 1964 and has been shown annually for the last 45 years. It's got colorful characters, a sweet story, and memorable songs by Johnny Marks (e.g., "There's Always Tomorrow," sung to Rudolph by her girlfriend Clarice, is quite lovely). But I think the biggest reason for Rudolph's enduring appeal is the Rankin/Bass "Animagic"--stop-motion animation that gave the characters a unique charm (e.g., the Bumble looks more like a stuffed toy come-to-life than a fearsome creature). I think the voice actors deserve a tremendous amount of credit, too. It's interesting to note that, except for Burl Ives, there are no big name performers doing the voices--a sharp contrast to today's animated films, such as  The Fantastic Mr. Fox which "starred" George Clooney and Meryl Streep.

The history of the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV special is well-documented elsewhere, so I won't repeat it all here. But did you know that Rudolph been re-edited a few times over the years? In the original version, the fate of the Misfit Toys wasn't shown--so a new ending was shot the next year, showing the toys being rescued. To add that footage, other scenes were shortened or deleted...and some of those were restored for later versions. Rankin/Bass also produced two sequels: Rudolph's Shiny New Year, which debuted on ABC in 1976, and Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, a 1979 theatrical film that was released in the summer (!). For more on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and other Rankin/Bass specials, check out the Enchanted World of Rankin/Bass web site.

OK, that's my fave. Are you a Rudolph fan or do you prefer A Charlie Brown Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol, or another holiday classic? I'd love to hear from you!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

"Name the Movie" Game (1 December 2009 Edition)

I'm thinking of a movie for this week's game. If you know it before even asking questions, please feign ignorance, ask a question or two, and then guess, to make me believe I almost stumped you.

Rick’s Rules Reminders:

1. You may ask up to five yes or no questions a day. Each guess does count as one question.

2. Please number each question or each guess to make it easier for me to respond to them.

3. The player who is the first to guess the movie correctly will be the one to make the selection for the following week’s
Name the Movie Game.

4. The game will end on Saturday night if the movie is not guessed before then.


The movie I'm thinking of was made in the 1970s. It was nominated for four Academy Awards but did not win any of them.


Have fun. (And if not, please pretend like it's fun to boost my waning ego
.)

Trivia Time Part 13

Who Am I is back this week ......... I did not get any screen credit for my part in Don Siegel's of The Invasion of The Body Snatchers. Who am I ?

#1. Don Siegel had small parts in what two films?
#2. What did he play in each film?
#3. Who where the directors?
#4. Brain Buster # 1 .On the show Riptide, what was Murray Bozinsky's (Thom Bray) Army rank?
#5. Brain Buster #2.  Billy Bob Thornton was a member of what 90's TV show?
#6. Brain Buster #3. Who were the stars?
#7. Brain Buster #4. What was the series that Thom Bray did in the 90's?
#8. Brain Buster #5. Who did he play?
#9. Brain Buster #6. Who was the star of the series?
#10. Brain Buster #7. What actor (later to become a director) did get screen credit in The Invasion Of the Body Snatchers?